Retirement games
Decades of alarm clocks and unread emails stand between your hero and freedom. Collect golf balls and celebratory pints, and claim the trophy for a career well done.
Dodge
Collect
Ending
Trophy: A golden trophy, a podium and a crowd that definitely isn’t paid to cheer.
Sample lines
- “Out-of-office: permanently on.”
- “Alarm clock destroyed. Lie-in unlocked.”
- “Reply-all? Never again.”
Auto-selected: Whenever they finally clock off.
Play it as…
Flappy flyer
One tap. Infinite rage. Maximum giggles.
LivePlatformer
Run, jump, stomp, repeat. Retro hero energy.
LiveArena battle
Survive the waves. Defeat the boss. Become a legend.
LiveStory climber
Jump upwards through your story. Someone special waits at the top.
LiveKart racer
Banana-skin-level chaos on four tiny wheels.
LiveQuest RPG
A tiny epic adventure with talking, treasure and terrible puns.
LiveEndless runner
Run forever. Duck. Jump. Regret that kebab.
LiveSurvival
Hold the fort. Survive the night. Share the snacks.
LiveEscape room
Find the clues. Crack the code. Escape before tea time.
LiveBeat-’em-up
Side-scrolling scrapping. Pillow fights only.
Questions people ask
What happens in a Retirement game?
Your characters dodge alarm clocks, emails and collect golf balls, pints. Reach the win level and the game finishes with a trophy ending and your own message.
When can I make a Retirement game?
Any time. The app suggests it automatically for: whenever they finally clock off.
Can I change the jokes?
Yes. Every line is pre-written so it’s funny straight away, and you can edit any of it: the intro, the game-over roasts, the ending message and the signature.
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Ready to become a game?
Build it free in a couple of minutes. Play it with demo characters first, then turn your people into cartoons.